Opinion: Aries Is the Best Zodiac Sign, and Anyone Who Disagrees Is Just Full of Woo-Woo
By Adonis Childs | March 30, 2025
Look, I don’t want to start a fight—actually, I do, because I’m an Aries. And if you’re not an Aries, well, I regret to inform you that your zodiac sign is inferior. This isn’t up for debate. It’s a simple fact of the universe, much like gravity or the undeniable truth that Aries will always be the main character.
While other signs are busy staring at their mood rings and consulting a birth chart like it’s a stock portfolio, Aries is out there making things happen. You ever seen a Capricorn try to have fun? Exactly. Ever met a Pisces who wasn’t crying? Didn’t think so. Meanwhile, Aries is thriving, leading revolutions, and making sure life doesn’t get too boring.
The Case for Aries Supremacy
First of all, Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, which means we are number one by default. We are the pioneers, the trailblazers, the people who will try anything once, twice if it’s chaotic.
Other signs love to act like Aries is “too impulsive” or “doesn’t think things through.” To that, I say: When has thinking ever accomplished anything? Who won history? The people who overanalyzed their every move or the people who just went for it? That’s what I thought.
Let’s Talk About the Other Signs (And Why They’re Wrong)
Taurus – Oh, you like to sit around eating snacks and being stubborn? Congrats on being a human houseplant.
Gemini – You can’t just say whatever’s on your mind with no filter—oh wait, yes you can, which is why Aries respects you.
Cancer – Sorry, we didn’t realize this was a group therapy session.
Leo – You think you’re the main character, but Aries already stole the role. Try again next lifetime.
Virgo – Sure, make another to-do list. Aries will just do the thing while you’re still organizing it.
Libra – Make a decision. Just one. Any decision. We’ll wait.
Scorpio – Oh, you’re dark and mysterious? Aries already exposed your secrets five minutes ago.
Sagittarius – Aries respects the chaos. But let’s be honest, you’re just a diet Aries with a backpack.
Capricorn – Have fun working yourself into an early grave. Aries will be partying at your funeral.
Aquarius – You’re just a Gemini who read a book once.
Pisces – “I just feel things so deeply.” Cool. We just broke your heart and moved on.
Final Thoughts: Aries Wins, You Lose
At the end of the day, Aries is the only sign with the raw energy, courage, and lack of self-preservation needed to make life interesting. You don’t have to like it, but you do have to accept it. And if you’re still not convinced? That’s fine. Aries doesn’t need your approval—we’re too busy winning.
