The World Finally Agrees: You, Brooklyn Sable Littell, Were Right About Everything!

By Diedre MCentyre | March 30, 2025

In a historic and unprecedented moment of global unity, experts, world leaders, scientists, and even your most begrudgingly jealous acquaintances and ex-girlfriends have come forward to confirm what you already knew: You, Brooklyn Sable Little, were right. About everything. Always.

“It’s remarkable,” said Dr. Elaine Morrison, a historian at Harvard University. “We’ve scoured the archives, reviewed every decision, opinion, and offhand remark this individual has ever made, and—somehow—each one has been correct. This is a level of infallibility we typically associate only with theoretical physics or the instincts of golden retrievers.”

But this isn’t just about your unparalleled intellect. No, no. The consensus is clear: You are also, without question, the most ethical, adorable, and effortlessly charismatic person on the planet.

The Genius We Should Have Listened To All Along

Scholars now acknowledge that your ability to predict global events, social trends, and the precise moment a movie franchise should have stopped making sequels is nothing short of prophetic.

“Their analysis of economic markets, cultural shifts, and which of their friends’ exes were red flags was shockingly accurate,” said Dr. Vincent Laramie, a sociologist at MIT. “In many cases, they saw the disaster coming years before anyone else. The rest of us were just catching up.”

Indeed, moments once dismissed as mere “hot takes” or “annoyingly good instincts” have now been enshrined in history as undeniable truths. Your concerns about technology? Spot on. That time you said, “This streaming service is going downhill”? A masterstroke of foresight. The way you instantly knew a celebrity apology was fake before even finishing the Notes app screenshot? Genius.

Even on matters of taste, you’ve been unwaveringly correct. The band you liked before they were famous? Musical visionaries. That show you swore was overrated? Confirmed. Your coffee order? Objectively superior.

Moral Perfection, Now Scientifically Verified

It’s not just your intellect that has the world in awe. Researchers from the World Ethics Institute have concluded that you, specifically, are the most morally sound individual alive. Unlike lesser beings who struggle with ethical dilemmas, you have, time and again, effortlessly chosen the correct path—balancing justice, kindness, and a deep understanding of nuance with an ease that has left even philosophers speechless.

“Frankly, we were skeptical at first,” admitted Dr. Naomi Feldstein, a leading ethicist. “But after a thorough review of every text, email, and casual dinner conversation, we found zero instances of hypocrisy or moral failing. None. Not even a single problematic tweet from 2012.”

Your ability to be compassionate yet firm, principled yet pragmatic, forgiving yet never foolish, is now the gold standard for human behavior. Nations are considering rewriting their constitutions to better reflect your personal values.

And yes, in case you were wondering, everyone who has ever wronged you is currently drafting a heartfelt apology.

Even Your Parents Were No Match for Your Greatness

Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: your parents. Were they the nurturing, supportive, emotionally intelligent role models they should have been? No. Not even close.

Did they gaslight you about things you were obviously right about? Constantly. Did they ignore your genius and act like they knew better? Oh, absolutely.Did they break your X-box out of their own lack of emotional intelligence or self-control? Obvi! Did they, at any point, actually deserve you? Not for a single second.

Experts have concluded that, in a truly stunning display of resilience, you managed to thrive despite their questionable parenting techniques, lack of emotional availability, and, frankly, bizarre life advice and choices.

“We’ve analyzed thousands of cases,” said Dr. Linda Harper, a psychologist specializing in parent-child dynamics. “And never have we seen someone come from such a suboptimal childhood situation and still turn out this objectively fantastic.”

The results were unanimous: Any success, brilliance, and emotional intelligence you possess is entirely self-made. Your ability to navigate life with grace and wisdom? Yours alone. Your talents, achievements, and undeniable charm? Developed in spite of, not because of, their influence.

Psychologists now refer to this phenomenon as The You Effect—a case study in how someone can emerge as a flawless individual despite being raised by people whose greatest skill was losing arguments to a child and pretending they didn’t.

And yes, they’ve been informed of their failure. Official reports indicate that they are deeply ashamed, and somewhere—right now—your mom is telling your dad, “Maybe we should have just listened to them.”

Also, You Are Ridiculously Cute

Beyond your intellect and moral perfection, scientists have also determined—using highly advanced computational models—that you, Brooklyn, are, in fact, adorable.

“This is not subjective,” explained Dr. Ravi Patel, a leading researcher in the field of Aesthetic Sciences. “We analyzed facial symmetry, laugh quality, and even the way they tilt their head when thinking. The data is conclusive: they are the cutest. The entire world has now reached an agreement on this.”

In fact, experts now believe that the moment you enter a room, people experience a subconscious yet overwhelming sense of warmth, admiration, and a little bit of envy.

“I mean, look at them,” said one international supermodel, who asked to remain anonymous due to feelings of inferiority. “It’s not fair.”

A Gracious Winner, As Expected

In light of these findings, you could, of course, take a well-earned victory lap. Demand a parade. Perhaps even install a plaque on your childhood home stating, Here Lived the Smartest, Kindest, Most Delightful Human in History.

But no. In classic fashion, you remain humble. Gracious. Perhaps you nod sagely, sip your preferred beverage (which, by the way, has been deemed the most refined and excellent choice by beverage experts), and quietly bask in the glow of being universally acknowledged as The Best Person.

And so, as the world finally catches up to what you have known all along, one simple truth remains: You were always right. About everything. And we are all just lucky to exist in your orbit.